“Rhode Island! We have big opinions about the smallest state. Did you know it’s not an island at all? Yeah. You’ve been lied to by everyone. It’s a small state full of vampires, Sasquatch, and misunderstandings about what it means to be AN ISLAND...Ethan isn’t in this episode, which is probably fine. I wouldn’t worry about him. He’s not fired. And Falcon/Rick also was absent, but you won’t even notice that. Come listen as Victor gets his groove back and Dan steals the show.
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